Government mandated time travel

Some nerds may call it "Daylight savings time" but they are ignorant of the truth. The government forces us to time travel twice a year just to ruin our sleep schedules. Twice a year I have to change the time on my ds and microwave just because the government thought it would be funny to time travel us. Some people may claim all they do is change the time on our phones but that is ridiculous. What sounds more likely to you?, The government hacked all of our phones at the same time or, they just moved the sun a little. Its such a waste of space resources sending rockets up to move the sun every other year. Anyway I got to go change time time on my ds before I forget. Fuck you Obama.